Right off the bat, Armstrong described herself: "I am a Stay at Home Mom (SAHM) or a Shit Ass Ho Motherfucker. I do both equally well." How can you not appreciate that? While I haven't spent a ton of time (yet) digging into her archives, I did find much amusement in her recent blogs relating to a road trip with a friend and discovering the 80s channel on the satellite radio, resulting in the following conversation with she and her friend:
Carol: "Who is this? Culture Club? Is that the one with Boy George?"
Armstrong: "I'll never forget the first time I saw the cover for this album, I remember thinking how much I loved her eyebrows. And my friend was all, umm, that's not a her."
Carol: "Do you hear these lyrics? It's a bunch of gibberish."
Armstrong: "Carol, Culture Club was never supposed to make sense."
Carol: "I just don't understand any of it."
Armstrong: "What don't you understand about 'red gold and green..red gold and greeeeen'?"
Carol: "Oohhhhhh. I thought he was saying, 'Wear gold and green.'"
Armstrong: "Wear gold and green? Are you serious?"
Carol: "Maybe he's singing about the Green Bay Packers."
Armstrong: "Oh my god. Boy George did not write a song about the Green Bay Packers."
Carol: "And he wants to make sure everyone is ready for game day."
Armstrong: "You have me convinced."
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Apparently I am out of the loop because I've never heard of that blog.
Never heard of her...but the lines about the Culture Club are pretty funny
I've been reading her for years. It's a very entertaining blog.
"Dooce" is now a word in the urban dictionary. It's a verb that means getting fired for blogging about your job. "She got dooced when management saw what she wrote about Marty."
You can read her spouse over at blurbomat.com.
Good call, Madeline and Tiffany.
LOL! Didn't realize she was such a sensation. I was impressed by how widely she's read!
Where does she ever get time to read 483 comments?
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