Right off the bat, Armstrong described herself: "I am a Stay at Home Mom (SAHM) or a Shit Ass Ho Motherfucker. I do both equally well." How can you not appreciate that? While I haven't spent a ton of time (yet) digging into her archives, I did find much amusement in her recent blogs relating to a road trip with a friend and discovering the 80s channel on the satellite radio, resulting in the following conversation with she and her friend:
Carol: "Who is this? Culture Club? Is that the one with Boy George?"
Armstrong: "I'll never forget the first time I saw the cover for this album, I remember thinking how much I loved her eyebrows. And my friend was all, umm, that's not a her."
Carol: "Do you hear these lyrics? It's a bunch of gibberish."
Armstrong: "Carol, Culture Club was never supposed to make sense."
Carol: "I just don't understand any of it."
Armstrong: "What don't you understand about 'red gold and green..red gold and greeeeen'?"
Carol: "Oohhhhhh. I thought he was saying, 'Wear gold and green.'"
Armstrong: "Wear gold and green? Are you serious?"
Carol: "Maybe he's singing about the Green Bay Packers."
Armstrong: "Oh my god. Boy George did not write a song about the Green Bay Packers."
Carol: "And he wants to make sure everyone is ready for game day."
Armstrong: "You have me convinced."